I moved so I wouldn't EVER have to go over the 635 and 75 stairway to heaven!
We've already had a murder committed on the George Bush Tollway/I 35 intersection. Some loon stopped his car on one of the bridges, and threw his girl friend over the side. Eighty-five feet below she crashed into the windshield of a car, and the boy friend jumped after her. Fortunately, he didn't hit a car.
Oh come on, the hi-five isn't that bad :)
You do go waayyyy up there though.