To be stuck on a cattle ranch out in the middle of nowhere with a militant vegetarian. (shudder!)
I'm sure the kids have a good time, but for me if would be pure hell. I don't want someone controlling the whole environment, especially controlling what I eat.
I saw the Imus family on Tim Russert a few years ago; Wyatt was about 2 years old, and Tim offered him some cookies. Dierdre immediately asked if they were made with such-and-such type of flour, and Tim mumbled something, like he didn't know what they were made of. But it was clear that Dierdre wasn't going to let Wyatt eat those cookies.
I have more faith in the human body to process any "toxins" that might be present in cane sugar and regular flour. We have these ingenious creations called a LIVER and KIDNEYS that can handle anything a regular cookie can dish out. That's what they're there for.
I'll drink to that!!