Posted on 11/29/2004 8:09:27 PM PST by Bullish
A Hollywood actor, a Muslim, and a Red-stater were walking on the beach one day, when they stumbled upon a genie's lamp.
After the genie's lamp was rubbed, the genie appeared, promising to grant each of them one wish.
The Hollywood actor wished that all entertainers could move to Canada, where they would live in peace and prosperity and with license to do anything they'd like forever. "Poof!" The genie granted the actor's wish.
The Muslim wished that all Muslims in the United States could return to the Middle East, where they would live in peace, harmony, and prosperity forever, and without need or future wish to return to the United States again. "Poof!" The genie granted the Muslim's wish, and all Muslims in the United States were immediately relocated to the Middle East.
The genie turned to the Red-stater, asking for his wish.
"Well, Mr. Genie, it looks like you've covered all the bases very well. Can I have a Diet Coke?"
Very good!
Yeah...thats it...Yeah..Yeah...smarmy and slimey
I hear Larry is going to become the new Democrat Symbol, since he's a bigger Jacka$$.
Not sure. Those in my family don'y play video games. Seems we need to go to work, earn an income to pay for the children's education in (private schools ((barf cost alert)). Then Karen and I were in forced retirement, two years ago, due to mergers &acquisitions, and could not relocate. Times are tough now. However, we are not looking for government handouts.
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