[Northern Yankee]

I’ve been trying to get my favorite watering hole to stock Irish whiskey – but they claim there’s no call for it.

No call for Irish whiskey. How could they?

[R. Scott]

The owners - he’s of Eastern European decent and she’s of Korean – never think of the Irish except on Saint Paddy’s day when they break out the green dye and have a special on Corona of all things.
They’re nice people, just not Irish.