My relative had the quality job at the super secret site. There was plenty of evidence of that.
Besides, perhaps you haven't noticed . . . though I'd think you have the mental horse power to have noticed and factored it in . . . .
SOME relatives are quite trustworthy and believable regardless
and some aren't.
If you haven't learned to make that distinction, I encourage you to learn how to make it ASAP. It can help life to go better by quite a margin.
Your personal assaults really help make you more convincing. Keep the unnecessary insults up, too. It improves your attractiveness to a whole pack of rabid dogs hereabouts.
But I'm sure that (conveniently) you can't share any facts, like names, places, dates, etc.
Too bad. BTW, have you spoken to Elvis lately?