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My first post -- be gentle.
1 posted on 11/24/2004 8:43:15 PM PST by omniscient
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To: omniscient
If Freepers were gentle, Dan Rather would still be working at CBS.

(OK. Good job.)
2 posted on 11/24/2004 8:47:06 PM PST by keats5
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To: omniscient

AP-Austian Satire?


3 posted on 11/24/2004 8:47:07 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: omniscient

***My first post -- be gentle.***

Keep up the good work!


4 posted on 11/24/2004 8:47:45 PM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: omniscient

we gotta send jimmy carter there fast.


5 posted on 11/24/2004 8:50:09 PM PST by isom35
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To: omniscient
Before....

After....


6 posted on 11/24/2004 8:52:21 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: omniscient

&^Ya did good.


7 posted on 11/24/2004 8:53:39 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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It's clear he was abducted by aliens, aged 30 years overnight and returned home.


11 posted on 11/24/2004 9:01:06 PM PST by rotstan
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Drug-induced accelerated decrepitude, sounds like something the KGB would come up with.


15 posted on 11/24/2004 9:03:04 PM PST by Cruising Speed
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To: omniscient

Welcome to FR!


20 posted on 11/24/2004 9:06:26 PM PST by TopQuark
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To: omniscient
How did you survive the temptation to post for the whole 18 months?
22 posted on 11/24/2004 9:08:01 PM PST by TopQuark
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He looks like he was Yeltsinized. Maybe it's just a prerequisite for office in the Soviet Blocs. You have to look like you drink a bottle of Vodka for breakfast or people wont vote for you.

Kidding aside, possibly mercury or arsenic poisoning? I think heavy metals cause appearance changes like this.


24 posted on 11/24/2004 9:11:37 PM PST by Oblongata
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Here look at this

" One of the early warning signs of arsenic poisoning is a "pins and needles" sensation in hands and feet. Long-term oral exposure to inorganic arsenic can result in skin changes including a darkening of the skin and the appearance of small "corns" or "warts" on the palms, soles, and torso.

Other signs and symptoms include skin thickening, fluid accumulation (resulting in puffiness) especially around the lower eyelids, face and ankles, diarrhea, garlic breath, perspiration, excessive salivation, generalized itching, oral inflammation, sore throat, runny nose, excessive tearing, numbness, skin inflammation, hair loss, weakness, and loss of appetite. Arsenic can also cause a range of neurological effects, including headaches and vision problems. It can cause noticeable behavioral changes, most commonly aggression or depression." from here: http://www.environmentalhealth.ca/summer02arsenic.html

27 posted on 11/24/2004 9:17:14 PM PST by Oblongata
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His detractors suggested he'd eaten some bad sushi, an idea he scoffed at.

Is there a such thing as good sushi?

Nice first post, BTW.

32 posted on 11/24/2004 9:22:48 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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Awww, but we always get to haze first time posters!
You're no fun! I was so looking forward to beating the pulp out of you! I guess I'll just give you a bear hug
instead....welcome to FR! Great article, too!


33 posted on 11/24/2004 9:24:05 PM PST by derllak
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To: omniscient
Bells palsy?
40 posted on 11/24/2004 9:31:30 PM PST by fso301
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From BBC News online, Sept 14:

A Ukrainian opposition leader and presidential candidate is recovering in hospital in Vienna after an alleged attempt to poison him.

Viktor Yushchenko arrived in the Austrian capital a week ago after falling ill with what was thought at the time to be food poisoning.

But doctors found "chemical substances" inside the candidate, an aide said.

A presidential aide made light of the allegation, suggesting the candidate should have drunk vodka as a cure.

Giving details of the alleged poisoning on Friday, campaign manager Oleksander Zinchenko said there was "enough evidence to say that it was an attempt on [Mr Yushchenko's] life".

Austrian doctors were quoted as saying their patient's illness was due to both a serious viral infection and "chemical substances which are not normally found in food products".

In August, an attempt was allegedly made to force the candidate's car off a road as he campaigned in Ukraine.

Mr Yushchenko's campaign team said they had been expecting the authorities to resort to "strong-arm techniques" to ensure the victory of Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovich - the candidate favoured by the outgoing Ukrainian President, Leonid Kuchma.

The whole article

53 posted on 11/24/2004 9:45:47 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: omniscient

More before/after pictures

68 posted on 11/25/2004 1:52:27 AM PST by Cableguy
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BUMP


79 posted on 11/26/2004 7:26:47 AM PST by iconoclast (Conservative, not partisan)
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