"Batchez? Batchezzz?? Wee don' need no steeeenking batchezzzzzzzzzz !!!!"
I always liked, "Where's all the white women at?"
"Until all men are like him, we must keep our swords sharp."
Ben Hur
Applying for a driver's license . . .
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
"Charlie don't surf"
"What do you know, you're from Jersey"
Navin Johnson hitch hiking -
"How far are you going?"
"Just to the end of that fence."
"Great, thanks a lot!"
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."
- to John Belushi
"Achmed, this is Jugdesh. Jugdesh, Achmed."
- Animal House
"Cinderella boy, comin' out a nowhere, oooh he got all a that one..!" - Caddyshack
"They've been doing this for eons in France" - Clark Griswold at the Moulin Rouge
"Cigarette?"
"Yes, it is."
"Surely you must be joking."
"I'm not joking and stop calling me Shirley" - Airplane
"I guess I chose the wrong week to stop smoking crack" - Airplane
"Do you speak jive?" - Airplane