There's another exchange in that movie I liked, but I don't remember it all. A girl says something to Nicholson like: "Aren't you the man from those TV commercials? But I thought you was bald." Nicholson says something like: "Yeah, ya see, I think it wouldn't be honest to wear a toupee."
"Do you realize that I work at home?....uh,uh. Well I work all of the time. So never, never, interrupt me. Do you enjoy being interrupted when you're nancing around in your little apartment? Well I work all the time, so never,never interrupt me. Not if there is a fire. Not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my apartment, and one week later there is a smell coming from my home that is so thick that you have to hold a hankie to your face, because the stench is so thick that you think you're gonna faint. Even then.... Don't come knocking. ..Or if it's election night and you're excited and you want to celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date got elected the first queer president of the United States, and he'a going to have you down to Camp David,.....and you want someone to share the moment....Even then don't knock....not on this door.....not for any reason......Do you get me sweetheart............................Melvin Udall.......
"Where did they teach you to speak like this? In some Panama City sailor wanna hump-hump bar,... or is getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else,...we're all stocked up here.
......................................Melvin Udall
in "As Good As It Gets"