Negatory, good buddy. I get to feed and house this piece of crap (from Minnesota, nonetheless) for the rest of his life.
Is there any possibility of a Federal crime here? With a death penalty?
Depending on his state of health that could amount to $35,000 to $50,000 per year for the next 40 or so years.
Maybe we'll all get lucky and he'll get assigned to clean the gym as all the guards go on break. Last time that happened 'ol Jeffy Dalhamer slipped and had a fatal accident with a barbell bar. No harm, no fowl, everybody happy.
Regards,
GtG
PS The Minnesota LEO's should look into Vang's history and check if he's ever pawned a 30-06 Ruger.