[MCRD]

OK. I'll ask, whats the translation?

[The Dude Abides]

partial:

When the President was going back to get his agent, the press person says, "He's going back now to shake someone elses hand...no, wait, there's an incident."

[Clara Lou]

Politely put, "My stuff's bigger than yours." Follow the link. There's some interesting, intelligent discussion in the posts there.