Dan Rather's contrived folksiness went over like a Satan-burger with a side of Hell-fries at a So-born-again-they-think-Heaven-is-sinful Southern Baptist Bible Revival fried-chicken-picnic-and-Gospel-turkey-shoot.
You know, I'm from the south and those crazy "ism's" he spews are just the nuttiest things I've ever heard...
That ole boy is getting senile, not that he was all that bright to begin with.