HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
In your dreams, maybe. Too bad all of the facts out in the real world disagree with your ludicrous delusions.
You really should get out from under Steve's desk once in a while.
I'll be the first to admit that IIS 6 is a vast improvement over that lame excuse for a web server, IIS 5. However, Apache does not suck compared to it -- IIS 6 is just finally getting up to speed with what the rest of the world has had for ages.
IIS 6 user: "Yippie, I can have separate application pools so one crashing app doesn't take them all down!"
Rest of the world: "Welcome to where we were five years ago."