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Until we stop all illegal immigration, we are to allow punks to smack gum in court. Don't you get it?!?!

I once knew a man who argued a lot like ol' Joe, in that he would chain two disparate issues together and demand they be solved at the same time. Like "taking his medication" and "the gold-backed dollar".

Of course, it was usually in the middle of ranting and raving about the CFR, Bella Abzug, the Trilateral Comission, Henry Kissinger, the Federal Reserve, the government mind control rays, and the mentally handicapped Haitian woman that (we suspect) he kidnapped and forced to be his common-law wife.

He was a hoot.

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He was a hoot.

and so's ol' Joe and his orange whatchamacallit. I just hope he doesn't have a stroke right here on FR.