[FoxInSocks]

Washington Nationals sounds like an airport.

Washington Nats sounds like a bunch of bugs -- oh, that's gnats. Never mind.

[sevry]

Washington Nats

THAT's what they'll be called. It'll be the team everyone wants to beat. Of course, it would have been perfect if they'd called themselves, The Washington Generals.

[sully777]

D.C. Rocks
Washington Crackheads
D.C. Speedsters
Washington Ecstacy
D.C. Loveboats
In honor of the esteemed Mayor Marion Barry

Great promos:
Every man that steals base gets to freebase.

Shirts with crackpipe logo on front and italicized "The B**ch Set Me Up" on the back with team colors. Great for the children.

Heartattack Paranoia Wednesday

Pimp N' Ho Twi-night Double Headers

Gangland Hall of Fame Game