how's this, it's paraphrased from an earlier thread, sorry i need to get their name so i can give him credit. Susan, I cannot believe how incredibly ugly you are. I mean rock-hard ugly. Dehydrated-rock-hard ugly. Ugly, so ugly it goes way beyond the ugly we know into a whole different dimension of ugly. You are trans-ugly ugly. Meta-ugly. Ugly collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Ugly gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity ugly. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury ugly. You emit more ugly in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar ugly. Nothing in our universe can really be this ugly. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of ugly. Some pure essence of a ugly so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of ugly for me.