Blue Staters Lose Their Dignity After Losing the Election (Language Cleaned)

http://pastabagel.com/index.php?p=71 ^

[Without Barbarians]

(FYI, The bad language originally in this post was from the cites quoted in the article, not the article itself).

Hi there. I thought we were finished with the election idiocy, but once again I made the mistake of overestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Well, the 49% of you who voted for Kerry.

You've seen their websites. f***thesouth.com. Sorryeverybody.com. So much for maintaining dignity in defeat.

All of you who think f***thesouth.com is oh so clever, all of you who posted your stupid pictures up on Sorryeverybody.com, all you idiots who are surprised about “moral values” showing up in exit polling, listen up.

You lost because you are dumb. Get it? You are stupid. You can’t connect ideas together. Unless someone writes it in an article for you, you can’t relate two separate pieces of information. Your thinking is incomplete. Needs improvement. Is unsatisfactory.

You fail. You must repeat the ninth grade.

That site is contains such an high concentration of errors that any logical construct gets sucked into its gravitational pull and expelled from the universe forever.

Here's an excerpt:

Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were f***ing blue-staters, d***head. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the f***ing monuments are up here in our backyard?

Whoever wrote this is quite a scholar. Consider for a moment that people this stupid get to vote. The largest monuments are in Washington D.C., jackass. That's in the South.

Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and George Washington, to name a few were from Virginia. A southern state. The only reason the Bill of Rights is included in the Constitution is because George Mason, a Southerner, demanded it. The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights were crafted by Southerners.

Here's a newsflash. Just because you live in a city doesn't mean you aren't a parochial twit. "F*** the south" indeed.

I hate to break it to the Beltway suits, but Maryland is a southern state, too. And Indiana and Ohio aren't. While we're at it, geniuses, take a look at the map of voting patterns by county.

"F***TheSouth"? Don't you mean,"F***AnywhereYouCanSeeStarsAtNight"?

And they aren't just stupid. They have to shed any scintilla of class and self-respect, too. Look at this atrocity here....

Read the rest of the article...

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

Dear EPIC, great post. You are too clever.

[rabidralph]

Hey, JVB, I hope you are doing well. I was just looking at pictures on Yahoo about the lie-bary and I saw that one of the woman cleaning. Hmmm, how typical. It gave me a giggle.