Kennedy in '72 - A Blond in Every Pond
or
AuH2064
Not very sympathetic, but classic.
For sympathy try:
Howard Dean - He Could'a Been a Contender!
or
Don't Worry, Hillary's Batting Clean-Up in '08!
While we're on resurrecting classics, how about an updated version of one:
"America, Love It or Leave It ... NOW Please."
NIXON - NOW MORE THAN EVER