My country-lawyer only charged $1,500 to get me acquitted, though. The bad part was having to drag all my friendly witnesses into court several times - some of them had to drive 600 miles each way...twice. I hated "abusing" my neighbors that way.
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I am amazed at the replies to this, I thought it would take a week to get this many people to read this!
This happened overnight!