A man had a priapism, and after a couple of days, decided that he better get something for it. So, he put on a long coat and went to the drug store.
As he walked up to the counter, he noticed there was a woman behind the counter.
"I'd like to speak to the pharmacist", the man said.
"I'm the pharmacist", replied the woman.
"I'd like to speak to a man pharmacist"
"Sir", the woman said angrily, "we don't have a man pharmacist. My sister and I own this store, and we are both pharmacists, and both professionals with the same credentials as any man. I take it personally that you feel you can't tell me the same thing you would tell a male pharmacist. Now, what's your problem?"
Feeling rather chastised, the man open his coat and said, "it's been like this for two days now, and I don't know if it's ever going to go away. What can you give me for it?"
The woman said she would have to consult with her sister, and would be right back.
A few minutes later, she came back and said, "the best we can do is $5000 and a third interest in the drug store".
The woman said she would have to consult with her sister, and would be right back.
A few minutes later, she came back and said, "the best we can do is $5000 and a third interest in the drug store".
Reminds me of that comedy that came out in the 80's about Jekyll and Hyde.