Apparently getting deported even when you want to be has become practically impossible --- look what this poor guy had to do to get deported --- a Middle Easterner no less!
Man runs into library to be deported
HOUSTON Police say an Egyptian national is in custody today after charging his vehicle into the Houston Public Library, in efforts to get deported back to Egypt.
A bomb squad was called to the scene early Sunday evening.
They'd set up a two-mile perimeter around the library to investigate the man's vehicle.
No injuries were reported.
The library building sustained minimal damage.
Houston Mayor Bill White was headed to the scene to assess the situation alongside police.
http://www.kvia.com/Global/story.asp?S=2564130
Free plane ticket home for this Egyptian.