I'm sure you've heard this old joke:
The various organs and parts of the body were all engaged in serious debate over which one of them was the most important. The Brain naturally thought he was the most important because of the many activities he supervised. The Heart disagreed, citing that if he stopped working, the body would die. The Liver, Lungs, Spleen and all the rest chimed in with their various opinions, but a consensus was never reached.
Then, the Anus spoke up very softly the he indeed was the most important of all the parts of the body. The rest of the organs and parts of the body laughed so long at the Anus' impertinant suggestion, that the Anus closed down in utter embarrassment.
After a short period of time, the Eyes began to cross, the Brain couldn't function properly, the Stomach became severely bloated...in fact, every organ of the body was compromised. Another meeting was called and the Anus was quickly confirmed as the most important part of the body.
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