"I understand they're in an incubator at the moment," she said.I have heard many euphemisms for what's in mens' underpants but never an incubator...
And I didn't know that Sandy Berger had a cousin in Australia.
1 posted on
11/13/2004 7:40:56 PM PST by
NCjim
To: NCjim
2 posted on
11/13/2004 7:42:22 PM PST by
farmfriend
( In Essentials, Unity...In Non-Essentials, Liberty...In All Things, Charity.)
To: NCjim
The methods used by these idiot smugglers are reprehensible.
They'll smuggle 10 endangered parrots knowing that their method of smuggling will kill 9 of them and they'll still make money. If the trade were legalized, they would end up saving more birds than they do by "protecting" the birds.
3 posted on
11/13/2004 7:48:03 PM PST by
Salo
To: NCjim
I raised mine from an egg.
4 posted on
11/13/2004 7:51:57 PM PST by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: NCjim
Did anyone consider that Dick Cheney could have been smuggling parrot eggs?
More like ostrich eggs, actually...
5 posted on
11/13/2004 7:52:10 PM PST by
Texas dog
(Need any wood?)
To: NCjim
"Say, are those parrots in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
6 posted on
11/13/2004 7:53:35 PM PST by
The Duke
To: NCjim; All
8 posted on
11/13/2004 8:03:50 PM PST by
dighton
To: NCjim
At least he didn't have egg on his face. (Eggscruciating)
10 posted on
11/13/2004 8:06:59 PM PST by
uncleshag
(Send the light !)
To: NCjim
The maximum penalty for wildlife smuggling under the Environment Protection and Biodiversity Conservation Act is 10 years' jail and/or a $110,000 fine. What's the penalty for smuggling a moose in your underwear?
11 posted on
11/13/2004 8:08:15 PM PST by
6SJ7
To: NCjim
"Are those parrot eggs in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
C'mon, somebody had to say it.
13 posted on
11/13/2004 8:16:47 PM PST by
exit82
(Righteousness exalts a nation...... Proverbs 14:34)
To: NCjim
To: NCjim
19 posted on
11/13/2004 9:01:45 PM PST by
LibertyLight
(I've got more hair than Kerry & Edwards together!)
To: NCjim
The 50-year-old man, from Lurnea in Sydney's south, was about to board a flight to Zurich The eggs were pining for the fjords...
22 posted on
11/13/2004 9:26:17 PM PST by
Stultis
To: NCjim
Another innocent victim on the War On Eggs.
To: NCjim
Thank GOD we're protected from the parrot invasion..
Why is this a crime again?
34 posted on
11/14/2004 12:04:59 AM PST by
Kornev
To: NCjim
At night if you run under a tree where wild parrots are roosting, they will lose all extra weight( defecate )
before they fly off.
This happened to me, I just walked into a shower clothes and all.
41 posted on
11/14/2004 10:27:06 AM PST by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Dan Rather called Saddam "Mister President and President Bush "bush")
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