Even better. Fire them all, except for the one on-call for you, when you finally need one.
In the meantime, of the girl and her friends wish to party instead of go to school, and one of them drunkenly drowns, just chalk it up to "personal choice' and another victory for brainless Libertarianism...that is the kind that ignores the "responsible" parts, and only concetrates on the 'liberty' part.
We may not be our brother's keeper, but are damned sure his kids keepers, when he refuses to do the job.
That would be ok with me. I don't need them and I don't see any reason to pay them if they don't have better things to do other than tas 5 and 12 year olds