"Wait... I don't see a way in which Cheney gets to skim oil profits from this... does not compute... *bzzzzzzztttcrackle*"
That's because you're not thinking outside the box. What is obvious here is that President Bush is doing a test run so they can fake VP Cheney's death. Then, he can fly to Iraq and really rake in the profits for Halliburton.
You've got to think outside the box, Qwinn.
DU will be even more depressed now
Everyone knows Cheney secretly owns Halliburton.