A cold OMG. Is there any cure? Do they have Robitussin in D.C. ? I'm freaking out here.
That's not the worst of it. When I feel that bad I don't want anyone around me. Given his state, and constant attention, he might want to nuke North Korea, or worse, start police check points between the red and blue states!
The horror!
"papers please"
/sarcasm