[Dog Gone]

nobody is vowing to move overseas.

Swirl that whine around the glass again, and you'll notice that Robert Redford has legs. He said he was moving to Ireland.

[Our man in washington]

Well, I was referring to this whine in particular.

But it looks like I was fooled. This whine appears to be a satire. Even for a discerning whine steward, it's so hard to tell these days.