Shhhhh . . . don't tell . . . it was a very exclusive opportunity and only a few special people got asked. . . I'm getting MILLIONS, all for just sending her a few thousand dollars and my bank account number.
The money should be there by the time her husb. gets to heaven, which will be the same time reporters become polite and Kerry releases all of his records.
Do you want to come on my first vacation with me, when the money comes in???
Of course I do! I'll go ahead and pack right now in anticipation!