Degree in Philosophy
Owned my own business
Worked as a Prison Warden
Currently a Scientist in radiation effects.
My IQ suffered a precipitious decline after a long road trip in the 80's with only Big Audio Dynamite and Pet Shop Boys tapes for company.
There's only some many times you can hear the phrase "With East End Boys and West End Giiirls...Weeest Eeend Giiirls..." without having IQ points flake off your head like dandruff.