[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Folks that go out and kill trees for the war effort are just plain mean.

They have to cut down all the trees in times of war to build catapults. Then they load the catapults with baby seals and fling them out to sea, bombarding the whales. From the dead whales they get the whale oil that is then converted into gasoline. So we'll have no more trees, baby seals, or whales left in the world. This is the way Halliburton planned it.

[FBD]

-One of the students was worried that we would be at war with 5 countries, and that "we would have no trees."

I was confused by that comment.

However, CCMVRWC explained it all:
"They have to cut down all the trees in times of war to build catapults. Then they load the catapults with baby seals and fling them out to sea, bombarding the whales. From the dead whales they get the whale oil that is then converted into gasoline. So we'll have no more trees, baby seals, or whales left in the world.
This is the way Halliburton planned it."

Now...it's all very clear to me...and the whole plan is so brilliantly diabolical!