[Shermy]

Janet Jackson? What losers. How about what Kerry did to himself? Here's a short list:

Gratuitous pheasant slaughter
Al Qa Qa
Flu shots - Bush’s fault
Global Test
Terrorism is a “nuisance”
DNC convention/jungle flashback
Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam
I have a plan (x 100)
Coalition of the bribed
Bush is “arrogant”
Teresa
Can I git me a huntin’ license
Cheney's daughter is a lesbian
Operation Fortunate Son (canned)
World leaders support me!
I was ____ before I was ____
Gratuitous goose slaughter

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Don't forget -

Blaming NASA for the Bunny Suit debacle

"I don't fall. That SOB tripped me!"

Whining about no wind in Oregon while people in Florida picked through the rubble of their homes after Hurricane Charley.

Cutting in line with his videographer in tow to "pay his respects" to President Reagan.



We could spend weeks and weeks cataloging Kerry's blunders. I do think that the Janet Jackson thing was important in that it shoved Hollyweird's filth and degeneracy under our noses and made us actually pay attention to what they're putting out. Maybe it wasn't the one single thing that killed off Lurch, but it turned out to be a biggie.