[flashbunny]

"I yawn. Having served with the local Sheriffs Department for five years following my retirement from the military, the local cops know who I am."

Great non-response. Glad to see you evading the question. You're living up to my low expectations quite readily.

Now try to actually answer the question. You are in a town where you are not known to the local authorities - just like most normal citizens. The incident I described happens -what do you do?

Don't evade - give an answer.

[CWOJackson]

Evading the question? Not at all, I answered your question. In reality I live in a place where the local authorities know who I am, I don't need to be worried about being mistaken for otherwise.

You pretend all you want, I prefer reality.