PA plans Muqata burial for Arafat

HAARETZ ^

[gitmo]

They didn't bury him any of those other times, did they?

[Michael.SF.]

Hope this works:

Bring out your dead!

[Killborn]

This Just In! Generalissimo Yasser Arafat is still Dead!

[GAD]

I'll believe it when I smell it (him).

[CaptSkip]

Can we send Bill Clinton to the funeral?

Clinton would lean over into Arafat's open casket and kiss him some more.

[myvoice]

LOL and an LOL for the Elvis one :)

[xJones]

But is he rcompletely dead or is only mostly dead?

Coroner's Speech

[Hayzo]

I do have to admit, it is rather anti-climatic hearing of Arafat's death for the 1000th time.

All the same, break out the champagne!

[TexasCajun]

Already posted, 15 times in 3 days.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Only if he's really, most sincerely almost dead. :O)

[AirForceMom]

Maybe they buried him in S. Kings Pet Cemetery

[Viking2002]

At least the old heathen bastard died a somewhat lingering death. I was hoping to see little bits of him sprayed all over his compound, courtesy of an Israeli mortar round. But, I'll take what I can get.

[sandbar]

Ding Dong the Witch is dead. The Wicked Witch is dead dead dead!

[Helms]

The "Streets of Gaza Strip" sung to Bruce Springstein's "Streets of Philadelphia"

He was bruised and battered by the virus, and he couldn't tell

what he felt

He was unrecognizable to himself

Saw his reflection in a mirror and he didn't know

his own face

Oh my many gay bodyguards are you gonna leave me

wasting away

On the streets of Gaza Strip

I walked the Muqata'a Compound till my legs felt like stone

I heard the voices of those I terrorized vanished and in my head

At night I could hear their spilled blood in my veins

Just as black and whispering as the Palestinian rain

On the streets of the Gaza Strip

Is the Devil gonna greet me

It's just you and I my terrorist friend

And my clothes don't fit me no more

I walked a thousand miles in this confined compound

just to slip this skin

The night has fallen in France, I'm lyin' in a Coma

I can feel myself fading away

So receive me Satan with your faithless kiss

or will we leave each other alone like this

In the streets of the Gaza Strip

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

Here we go again! Arafat is not dead. He is just resting quietly (without breathing) for long periods. Why do you people have to keep spreading these malicious rumors? We have not seen a corpse. Until we see a corpse, how do we know?

Frankly, I have my doubts about Elvis, too. Has anyone here actually seen inside Elvis' coffin? What if it is empty? There are many enemies of Elvis as there are many of Arafat. We may have as many sightings of Arafat as we have had of Elvis.

[ApesForEvolution]

That's crazy...I just saw Arafart in Vegas minutes ago.

[lawdude]

Run the SOB through a branch chipper and dump the residue into a hog lot!

[Unruly Human]

When can we invade France for harboring a terrorist?

[jimfrommaine]

Or he'd hit on the widow. Well maybe Kerry would. She's might have Yassar's 'billions'. Or I should say our billions. Jim

[fastattacksailor]

It has been confirmed that Generalissimo Francisco "Frank " Franco is indeed still dead.