This is my childhood these P.C. rubes are messing with here, and I take it more personal than some. Listen, I'm not Jewish (though I support the Jews) and I think that Kwanzaa is a pile of revisionist crap, so Unless you wanna ring in the new year with chiclets for teeth, anybody who approaches me this December 25th better forget about the "happy holiday" jive. With me, it's just got to be...
Nativity story, fir tree, big gifts, green-and-red wrapping, light display, egg nog, fruit cake, ham dinner, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians after he conquers the living room, Jimmy f***ing Stewart taking a dive off that bridge.... *100% undiluted American CHRISTMAS*.
Just 42 shoplifting days left till Kwanzaa