"Long Weekend at Ara's and Suha's!"
I'm thinking something in line with "Melvin and Howard". Maybe Arafat's "Will" will show up in Salt Lake City...
I'm hoping Suha presses this in courts, long Peterson-like finanglings, Arafat hooked up all the while at French expense.
A fitting end.
The whole thing is like a Monty Python high camp comedy.