Actually… I’m glad Bryce didn’t vote
That makes two of us.
Stupidity should be painful. And, for Bryce, it thankfully is.
I was just discussing this with Mrs. Bruck the other evening - why are people trying to "get out the vote?" It just waters down the value of their own vote. Of course she pointed out the obvious, that people are trying to encourage like-minded voters to vote.
I think next election I'll start a "just stay home" campaign so my vote counts for more. If things go well, in the logical extreme, I'll be able to completely control the election of every representative of my district! And all the major parties, interest groups, and media will have to pander to me!