OK, this one is perfect. EVERY point is wrong. Somebody please get this college kid out and teach him about the real world.
as Ms. Coulter would say, let him move out and get a job then he'll wake up!
I actually thought the first one was pretty good:
1) Have joy. Sounds simple, but in other words, cheer up. Don’t walk around bitter that conservatives are running this country.
But yeah, most of them were pretty lame.