[Hermann the Cherusker]

Why did you parents waste their time and money, when we could have imported illegal mexicans to do your jobs? Or, just import your work already completed? That way we don't need youall at all.

1) My work (heavy civil construction design and supervision) is non-exportable.

2) Childrearing is a non-economic decision.

[XBob]

304 - ROTFL -
"1) My work (heavy civil construction design and supervision) is non-exportable.
2) Childrearing is a non-economic decision."

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