[ambrose]

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!

[WayneM]

So when is it time to call a mental health professional?

I suggest diehard liberals go ahead and make the call right now while the lines are short.

[JRandomFreeper]

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!

You moderates drive me nutz. 8>)

/john

[Blogger]

[1066AD]

Hmmm, how many of us in the wicked "red" states patronise psychobabblers ?

[CWOJackson]

"My patients were incredulous, depressed, angry, very frightened," Pheiffer said.

Recommend a short visit to Oregon for them. I believe they have liberal suicide laws there.

[txkev]

Kerry Supporters Dealing With Stress, Depression

All I can say is get a helmet. You've got four more years of feeling like a loser. I've also heard Paris is wonderful this time of year!

[LdSentinal]

Instead of therapy, may I suggest a Jamestown-type scenario for Kerry supporters?

[piasa]

"If I happened to be on a tranquilizer or Prozac, I would have to triple my dose," joked Sam Feldman, a 75-year-old retired businessman who lives on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts but who volunteered for Kerry in Florida.

This is probably the "--------" who was tearing up our political signs!

[Darkwolf377]

What the hell ever happened to the strong, silent-type?

[AJS]

Wow... think about it. Think about how good you feel and turn it around. Then... add to that the fact that a lot of New Yorkers are Yankee fans and you have some folks that are really in a world of hurt. That's a rough spot.

[Dallas59]

To the Looney Moonbats...

[StJacques]

Hmmmmm . . . .

I must be in the wrong profession. Working as a Psychologist treating Liberals for mental ailments sounds like a sweet deal to me. I can't imagine how there could ever be a shortage of patients.

But maybe it's better that I'm not after all. I have the feeling that the treatment I would recommend would get me banned from the profession in a hurry.

[EaglesUpForever]

> "They're not going to feel worse in
> a week. They're going to feel better."

The short attention span of the dull-minded liberal is perhaps a self-preservation mechanism.

[randog]

"Hi, my name's Gerald and I'm a Kerry supporter"

"Hi loser!"

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Wow, these people are sad sacks. I think I'll buy a couple of those 'Viva La Reagan Revolucion!' t-shirts and start wearing them around town. Should be good for a few chuckles to watch recovering leftists go into catatonic fits and twitch on the sidewalk.

[Fledermaus]

Another reason we are better humans than they are...if Bush had of lost I'll bet 99% of us wouldn't have even considered going to a therapist.

[MississippiMan]

Amazing how no one had the first scintilla of concern about how WE felt in '92 and '96, eh? Now all we hear is how distraught and upset all these poor fools are.

Shaking head...

MM

[Texasforever]

Coservatives pray, liberals go to their shrink.

[right way right]

Today, I bought stock in Gillette and Schick (Razor blades) And I bought hemp futures (Rope and Marijuana)

What company makes Prozac? I need to know for Monday.

[Just Lori]

"Right now you've got them at the depths of their despair," said Daniel Gilbert, a Harvard psychologist who has studied voters' emotional reaction to elections. "They're not going to feel worse in a week. They're going to feel better."

The terrorists still hate the U.S.A.....but that's nothing new. What's new is that Dubya is DOING something about it, while Clinton did nothing. I sleep much better knowing that this Country will FIGHT aggressors, rather than "have a dialogue". All these upset, insecure, frightened masses are helping the economy too, in a twisted sort of way. I'd rather spend MY money on fun things, rather than therapy, but it all comes out even in the end. Try a smore! They're fabulous!

[Ex-expromissor]

Democrats have to be the biggest wimps on the planet. They all need to suck it up and "move on".

Heh heh....