apparently you don't get around much. there is a lot to do in omaha. if i didn't work, i would be out most nights.
Yeah, yeah. This is where you tell me about the symphony and the Joslyn Museum and other such nonsense that nobody ever goes to. I've read the Chamber of Commerce brochures too.
If you think Omaha has a lot going on, you've never been anywhere there's a lot going on.