To: AmericanMade1776
Actually chickens do fly... just not very far and very graceful...
4 posted on
11/05/2004 6:52:59 AM PST by
trashcanbred
(Anti-social and anti-socialist)
To: trashcanbred
Dan should tell this little chick he can not fly.
6 posted on
11/05/2004 6:53:59 AM PST by
AmericanMade1776
( ((the VOTERS HAVE SPOKEN...4 more years !)))
To: trashcanbred
Dan is a city-boy who wouldn't know that. Anyone who's seen a picture of a rooster on top of a coop ought to be able to figure it out, though.
8 posted on
11/05/2004 6:55:02 AM PST by
Mamzelle
(Nov 3--Psalm One...Blessed is the man...!)
To: trashcanbred
One of the many great American traditions under attack by the looney left is the annual chicken flynig contest at the county fair.
9 posted on
11/05/2004 6:55:12 AM PST by
Mr. Lucky
To: trashcanbred
Funny thing about rather and his ratherisms...
He wants to appear folksy...
Just like GWB!
19 posted on
11/05/2004 6:59:26 AM PST by
IM2MAD
To: trashcanbred
Hey Danny Dumb-Dumb Blather, come visit us - we have some free range chickens that give us lots of nice healthy eggs, and guess what - they also fly! A lot better than most people would think! And while you are her, we will let them hen-peck you into has-been MSM oblivion!
To: trashcanbred
I know, they are not chickens, but.....
84 posted on
11/05/2004 7:44:29 AM PST by
6323cd
("It is prohibited to make use of such emotional signs in a cellphone!")
To: trashcanbred
Actually chickens do fly... just not very far and very graceful...On the other hand, frozen turkeys can become quite the projectile if dropped from a helicoptor. Just ask Les Nesmann. ;)
92 posted on
11/05/2004 7:50:57 AM PST by
meyer
(Our greatest opponent is a candidate called Complacency.)
To: trashcanbred
Actually, I worked at a poultry during my colleges and I have seen pellets, young chickens, fly 20 yards and more, and pretty gracefully, but then they get old and fat and can't do much of anything.
163 posted on
11/05/2004 6:39:37 PM PST by
manx
To: trashcanbred
They just need to start with a little altitude...they do have a glide ratio...some folks even bet on that...
From the hayloft or top of the silo
hehehehehe
223 posted on
11/09/2004 7:11:51 AM PST by
joesnuffy
("The merit of our Constitution was, not that it promotes democracy, but checks it." Horatio Seymour)
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