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An Open Letter to Michael Moore
michaelmoore.com ^ | Michael Moore

Posted on 11/04/2004 9:28:02 PM PST by HolgerDansk

To George W.:

I know it’s gotta be rough for you right now. Hey, we’ve all been there. “You’re fired” are two horrible words when put together in that order. Bin Laden surfacing this weekend to remind the American people of your total and complete failure to capture him was a cruel trick or treat. But there he was. 3,000 people were killed and he’s laughing in your face. Why did you stop our Special Forces from going after him? Why did you forget about bin Laden on the DAY AFTER 9/11 and tell your terrorism czar to concentrate on Iraq instead?

(Excerpt) Read more at michaelmoore.com ...


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To Michael M.:

I know it’s gotta be rough for you right now. Hey, we’ve all been there. “You’re failed” are two horrible words when put together in that order. George Bush winning by the largest majority since Ronald Reagan to remind you that the American people saw through your lies and distortions. Smarter than you gave them credit for. Newer, stronger, larger Republican majorities in the House and Senate. Liberal Senators like Tom Daschle sent packing. Why did you choose to waste your limited talent on propaganda? Maybe now you'll have more time to devote to your true calling -- competitive eating competitions. I'm sure you're capable of wolfing down hot dogs faster than the "Tokyo Terror", and given your ability to swallow the wildest of conspiracy theories, won't choke an an errant Nathan's or Vienna Red Hot.

Enjoy,

Holger the Dane
Kronborg, Helsingor, Danmark

1 posted on 11/04/2004 9:28:02 PM PST by HolgerDansk
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To: HolgerDansk

Hehehe. Hope you actually send this to him.


2 posted on 11/04/2004 9:31:08 PM PST by zbigreddogz
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To: HolgerDansk

He certainly has disappeared, hasnt he? Pathetic doofus.


3 posted on 11/04/2004 9:31:10 PM PST by Nonstatist
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To: HolgerDansk

Hey, Michael Moron! You lost, and the good guys won. I hope that hurts you REALLY badly and 24/7 for four years.

Now do America a big fat favor and move overseas.


4 posted on 11/04/2004 9:32:05 PM PST by Malleus Dei ("Communists are Democrats with a little less patience.")
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To: HolgerDansk

I salute you, sir! Moore has been MIA since the election. Probably find him dead under 100 empty Dorito bags in his NYC apartment.


5 posted on 11/04/2004 9:33:02 PM PST by ProfShade
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To: HolgerDansk

You give moore far too much credit for having convictions.

He's a con man... a snake oil salesman, and he sold his scam and took the money. He screwed the left far more than he did the right. Through all, he is scum, and not worthy of thanks, validation, or approval from any quarter. Take your money and rot moore.


6 posted on 11/04/2004 9:33:45 PM PST by glock rocks (FoxNews... you drank the kool-aid when it really counted. Balanced? Nope. Shame. Shame on you.)
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To: HolgerDansk

I was going to say "Make him EAT his own words", but then I remembered who we're talking about here.


7 posted on 11/04/2004 9:36:11 PM PST by beckham
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To: Nonstatist

To Michael Moore;

Eat sh!t and die you fat f*ck.......


8 posted on 11/04/2004 9:38:22 PM PST by Repubwacko
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To: HolgerDansk
All that time, all that money, all that hate.

What did they get?

Irreveleventcy, to say it nicely.

9 posted on 11/04/2004 9:38:45 PM PST by smoothsailing (Eagles Up !!)
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To: HolgerDansk

Mikey is still pissed that Ann Coulter had the cream pies thrown at her and he didn't.


10 posted on 11/04/2004 9:38:55 PM PST by beckham
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To: zbigreddogz

To Michael: Why do you eat so many hot dogs? Why? Can't you see you are growing bigger and bigger every day? You must stop this nonsense.


11 posted on 11/04/2004 9:39:02 PM PST by katdawg
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To: HolgerDansk

Moore needs to do three things at least. Take a shower, shave and lose a few pounds. It wouldn't hurt if shut his mouth as well.


12 posted on 11/04/2004 9:40:20 PM PST by blackbart.223
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To: HolgerDansk

You really have to wonder did Michael Moore just lose winning an Oscar because President Bush won re-election.


13 posted on 11/04/2004 9:40:41 PM PST by RayChuang88
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To: HolgerDansk

They have been saying over and over on Fox News that people like Moore and the MSM were exactly the reason conservatives voted in mass for George Bush.

So hilarious that they had the complete opposite effect of what they wanted. Michael Moore helped elect Bush!!!!


14 posted on 11/04/2004 9:44:25 PM PST by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)
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To: ProfShade

no, unfortunately, he was very busy putting together a mosaic using our fallen warriors to create a pic of the President's face...this is his response to the election..this is a hate-filled, self-loathing anti-American individual who does not mind pocketing the moola with one hand while flipping the bird to the American people with the other....and he feels empowered when he does that because he thinks Americans are stupid..too stupid to realize he is flipping the bird at them while taking their money...


15 posted on 11/04/2004 9:48:17 PM PST by scoastie
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To: potlatch

"They have been saying over and over on Fox News that people like Moore and the MSM were exactly the reason conservatives voted in mass for George Bush."

They certainly helped. The louder Michael Moron was, the more votes Bush got...


16 posted on 11/04/2004 9:49:17 PM PST by Malleus Dei ("Communists are just Democrats in a hurry.")
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To: HolgerDansk

I guess no "best picture" oscar for Mikey now...


17 posted on 11/04/2004 9:50:04 PM PST by ChewyGasMan
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To: HolgerDansk

You rock. I love that. Did you send that to him?


18 posted on 11/04/2004 9:51:21 PM PST by faithincowboys
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To: Malleus Dei

Yes, Moore, the New York Times and all the others just infuriated us and made us more determined.


19 posted on 11/04/2004 9:53:01 PM PST by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)
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To: HolgerDansk

Hey, Mike...thanks for Getting Out the Vote!


For our side.


20 posted on 11/04/2004 9:53:47 PM PST by rightinthemiddle (Tell Fox you want the Truth, not "Fair & Balanced.")
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