[wyattearp]

I can not wait to move out of the People's Republic of California. I would really prefer to be surounded by the good old boys of a Red state. I have had it up to my ears with the efete, intellectual cocaine sniffers of the SF Bay Area.

You wouldn't like Washington then. Blue state, coke heads, crack heads, queers all over the place, RAINS ALL THE TIME, everything gets moldy - even the family dog, really a horrible, miserable place. Try someplace sunny, like Arizona or something.

[tubebender]

RAINS ALL THE TIME, everything gets moldy -

Take me! Take me! I'm qualified. I'm from Eureka...