"DINNER'S READY!!!!!!"
Is it true that roast troll tastes like chicken?
Actually it's rather like raccoon. It's best to trap the troll live and feed him good food and Mark Steyn to clean out his system before you kill him, otherwise the meat has a strong gamey rotten-fruit Koolaid flavor.
Hey, ping me every once in a while to the UT --- I don't have the link saved.