BBC: A statement is due any minute from the French hospital on the subject of Arafat's condition.
It's expected to reveal that he's achieved a state of being simultaneously alive and dead, for tax reasons as advised by his accountant.
(Erm I made up that second sentence. Sorry. The first one is true, however.)
From Sky: Arafat statement delayed for 15/50 minutes, (didn't hear clearly which one the newsreader said).
They didn't think it say anything too different from before.
Hahahahha!