LOL, I've seen some pretty good ones to that I'd love to plaster over there.
Tanker spill on I-390 in NY leaves chocolate-covered highway
A cargo from M&M Mars in Pennsylvania has caused chocolate-covered chaos on a Finger Lakes region highway in New York state.
Part of Interstate 390 near Groveland, about 36 miles southwest of Rochester, was closed for five hours Thursday night when the tanker crashed and spilled 45,000 pounds of slippery liquid chocolate that hardened.
A road grader was used to scrape the northbound lanes. The chocolate also covered a bridge and a car on another road below.
Paris Tells Palestinians to Remove Arafat
exactly a week after Arafat was admitted to the Percy military hospital near Paris, the French president put in a call to the White House and informed President George W. Bush that it was all over.
Paris and Washington both then swung into action.
An American delegation, organized at top speed by US Middle East diplomats, called on Palestinian prime minister Ahmed Qureia in Ramallah on Saturday, November 6,
and asked him how Washington could help expedite a fitting end to the episode. The visit was more a token of support than a practical offer of help.
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