Cuz he's crazy?
He just said, "if a frog had side pockets he'd carry a handgun."
LOL!! shriek!!
No, surely he didn't say that???
Oh dear, CBS must be run by 5 year olds if they do not retire crazy Dan tomorrow.
That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life!
Man, I need to switch from Fox to the Dan-Ran Comedy special on CBS.