[hole_n_one]

CNN's Judy Woodruff, responding to 'rat hack Joe Lockhart's claim that Kerry still has a chance in Fla.

You're full of it, Joe.

I took the liberty of translating her actual words of "we're scratching our heads at Joe's comment"

[cmsgop]

HEY, I AM DRUNK!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

[hershey]

Has Judy started downing shots yet....to get through the rest of the night...If she bends over for a few seconds, you can bet she's taking nips from a bottle under the counter. Oh, my Kerry headquarters are getting quite frantic...no, concerned. Frantic comes in ten minutes. Then the lawyers swing into action.