Need information fast!!! I live in Ohio and my cleaning lady of 23 years just informed me she is voting for KERRY! What is the law? Can I lock her in the basement until the polls close???
Pray for her.
No, you must throw an emergency luncheon that lasts until 7p, paying her 3X overtime to serve, per Miss Manners.
Just offer her an outlandish sum to clean the grout in your bathrooms' tiling and to make your windows sparkle. That should be enough work to keep her at your place until 9 o'clock legally.
Tell your cleaning lady..she needs a life....as for the
Kerry dude...Sum him up thusly...His Rhetorical ambiguity exacerbated by his pompous, arrogant, personality will
turn off any voter that has an ounce of brains. Jake