[j_k_l]

"I just got an e-mail from a highly placed source too!

It seems I've been chosen to handle the distribution of some $35,000,000 from an account in Nigeria. The best part - I get to keep $10,000,000!"

You got screwed!!!

I get to keep $15,000,000 from my highly placed source. I gave him my account number, SS number, checking account routing number. I quit my job and now all I have to do is wait for that sweet $$$ to start pouring in!