If you tell me you meringue and do the cha-cha, I will be seriously worried. :-)
I can't dance. Not even the slightest bit. :) The last time I tried was in 7th grade. Children cried, crops failed...it was not pretty.
I used to go Salsa dancing three times a week. After 9/11, there were just too many Michael Moore conspiracy types there (OBL is a Bush operative, Bush set this up, Afghanistan is an imperialist war, blah blah blah) and my skin began to crawl everytime I went. So I stopped going.